Daddies yog li ntxim hlub - zoo li cov me nyuam loj. Thiab koj qhov tseeb cuam tshuam, ua ntej kom tawm hauv tus me nyuam hauv qab ntawm kev saib xyuas ntawm tus me nyuam tshaj?
1. Lawv yuav xaiv lawv tus kheej rau cov menyuam yaus. Koj paub, qhov twg feem ntau xaus qhov kev xaiv ntawm kev hnav khaub ncaws ywj siab?
2. Lawv yuav pab tus me nyuam kom paub txog cov khoom noj tshiab.
3. Lawv yuav sim kos ib tug menyuam lub pob muag nrog ib tus cim. Rau crumb ntsia ... impressive ntau.
4. Lawv ua raws li cov menyuam yaus. Nrog rau thaum pub mis.
5. Lawv yeej yuav tseg nyiaj mus rau tus kws tu plaub hau thiab sim ua kom plaub hau nrog lawv tus kheej.
6. Lawv yuav ua rau lawv cov ntxhais tsim ib daim duab hauv daim ntawv no.
7. Lawv yuav qhia me nyuam dev ...
8. Tej lawv tseem ceeb tshaj plaws yog tsis muaj kev ncaj ncees.
9. Hauv lawv qhov kev nkag siab, tsis muaj lub tswv yim ruam li hais tias ib tug tsis tuaj yeem sim txhais lus tseeb rau hauv kev muaj tiag tsawg kawg ib zaug hauv lub neej.
10. Lawv muaj kev lom zem ntau lub khob dej khov ntau dua cov menyuam yaus.
11. Lawv tsis pom qhov teeb meem los ua qhov kev yees duab rau kev nco hauv lawv cov pajamas.
12. Lawv yuav hais tias lawv kos npe rau daim duab "Batman". Zoo, los yog cas hauv no plig ...
Ugly lub ntsej muag
13. Lawv yeej tsis tau 100% tseeb koj tau noj dab tsi rau tus me nyuam, tab sis dab tsi zoo dua mus nkaum.
14. Lawv yooj yim coj tus me nyuam mus rau ib qho kev lom zem heev. Kev ua koob tsheej zoo, piv txwv. Thiab cia nws tau siv rau nws los ntawm nws thaum yau!
15. Lawv yuav zoo siab qhia koj tus ntxhais seb koj siv tau cov khoom noj li cas.
16. Puas muaj cuabkav nrhiav tau lub rooj zaum hauv tsheb? Tsis muaj teeb meem kiag li!
17. Lawv yuav to taub tias yog vim li cas niam tsis muaj cov cwj mem, xaum qhuav, cov cwj pwm thiab lwm cov chaw ua hauj lwm ze lub laptop. Tab sis nws lig dhau lawm.
18. Yog tias nyob tom tsev qee cov tsiaj txhu nyob, nws yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws tias tus neeg txiv plig tus thawj coj yuav ua kom pom zoo li cov menyuam hnav ris tsho txias rau lawv.
19. Lawv yuav hais tias cov tswv yim zoo li no yog ib qho tseem ceeb heev.
20. Lawv yuav los pab npaj cov phau ntawv "ua".
Rebel.