Cov lifhaki muaj nqis rau lawv qhov hnyav hauv kub! Tau txais kev tshoov siab los ntawm cov tswv yim!
Raws li txoj cai, kev rhuav tshem hauv tsev tuaj yeem tshwm sim poob nthav thiab tsis tuaj yeem nyob rau lub sijhawm. Tiam sis thaum qee tus nyob hauv kev sib tham hu tus masters, lawv khiav kom paub meej ntxiv rau lub khw los sis tam sim ntawd hais kom tus tshiab ntawm Internet, "engineers los ntawm Vajtswv" coj qhov teeb meem nyob rau hauv tus kheej tswj.
1. Thaum ib tug bachelor xav tau ib lub qab zib, thiab ib lub tov khoom tsis nyob ntawm tes ...
2. Vim li cas yuav thiab nruab ib lub qhov rooj tshiab thaum Jack Nicholson tus duab yuav tig ib lub qhov rau hauv qhov kev txiav txim siab txias tsim nyog!
3. Nws puas yog qhov yooj yim?
4. Tab sis koj tsuas yog tsis nyiam nyeem, vim koj tus kheej tsis xav txog nws!
5. Qhov no kuv to taub qhov kev tsis txaus siab no hu rau cov tuam txhab cable ...
6. Qhov no yog ib qhov tswv yim!
7. Lego - ib qho khoom ua si thoob plaws!
8. Tsuas yog ib yam khoom thiab lag luam ...
9. Xav, tawg ... Li ntawd, dhau lawm, txhua yam yog tseeb!
10. Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws yog tus muaj tswv yim!
11. Tsis txhob yuav ib lub rooj zaum tshiab tam sim no ...
12. Tab sis nws tus poj niam twb tsis siv nws ...
13. Teeb ntsiab - qhov no yog rau kev qaug zog!
14. Nws yog sau li "haiv neeg"!
15. Tsis yog, zoo, thawj zaug, txaus ...
16. Yog, thaum npaj, qhov no yog qhov peb npaj!
17. Lwm xyoo yuav ua haujlwm, lwm ...
18. Txawm koj hais dab tsi los xij, tus nplaum tsis muaj lub hwj chim ntawd. Tej zaum yog vim li cas kuv thiaj tsis tau cov muffins no?
19. Tab sis lawv yuav tsis nyiag!
20. Yog lawm, nws tseem muaj xim zoo nkauj hauv cov xim!
21. Wow, tsaug rau lub tswv yim!
22. Qhov tshij, zoo li cas? Yooj Yim ...
23. Thaum twg kuv xav tau dej sov so ...
24. Koj puas ntseeg koj tus phooj ywg ntau dhau?
25. Tab sis kaum zaug pheej yig tshaj txhim kho cua txias ...
26. .... thiab yuav ib qho tshiab rau lub computer!
27. Thiab koj xav tau dab tsi lawv tuaj yeem ua ke!
28. Zoo, nws tseem ceeb heev kom pom kev zoo!
29. Muaj ntau yam hauv tsev yuav hnyav dhau ...
30. Hais mav kuj nyiam kom tau txais kev kho mob nrog lub siab tom qab kev cob qhia!
31. Thiab vim li cas thiaj zoo ploj?
32. Laconically thiab nti tawm!
33. Nws yuav ua haujlwm rau lwm puas xyoo!
34. Tab sis dab tsi qab buns muab!
35. Nyuaj pib rau cov txiv neej thaum sawv ntxov!