Tsis tas yuav hais, ua tib zoo saib cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm cov menyuam kawm qib pib, thiab cov niam txiv tau tuaj yeem tabtom npaj rau qhov kev tshwm sim no. Cov thawj coj suab paj nruag xav tawm lus txhua yam, txhua zaj nkauj thiab txhua lub zog hauv kev seev cev. Cov kws qhia ntawv muab cov paj huam, cov ntawv sau nkauj, cov nkauj rau cov me nyuam. Nyanechki ua lub caij nplooj ntoos hlav tu. Cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm lub chav ua noj ci qab delicious pies. Zoo, cov niam txiv thiab cov kawm ntawv tiav lawv kawm cov lus nyob hauv tsev kom zoo saib, lawv yuav tau cov khaub ncaws zoo nkauj hnav thiab cov tsho dawb.
Niaj hnub no, Kuv xav tham txog ib hom paj nruag heev thiab ua si ntawm kev zoo siab rau hnub so. Cov menyuam nyiam hu nkauj chastushki ntawm cov lus cog tseg hauv qib kindergarten, thiab mloog cov lus suab paj nruag yog funny heev. Nws tsis yooj yim rau lawv qhia, yog li ntawd cov sau phau ntawv ntawm cov ntawv sau tau ntxiv cov kev pabcuam rau lawv cov kev pab cuam ntau dua. Cov kev lom zem quaj no muaj ntau yam sib txawv, lawv nyiam tso dag, ironic, thiab txaus siab heev. Feem ntau, qhov kev zoo nkauj yog qhov tsis muaj tiag.
Chastushki txog qib kindergarten hauv lub prom
Raws li txoj cai, thawj zaug, Kuv xav hu nkauj chastushki txog qib kindergarten hauv qhov prom thiab qhia rau lawv txog seb nws yog dab tsi - qhov no, mus rau ntawm qhov tob ntawm tus ntsuj, ib tus menyuam kawm kindergarten. Qhia peb txog seb cov txiv neeg tau ua dab tsi hauv nws, thiab tej zaum lawv tau noj dab tsi, lossis ua li cas lawv "nehochuhami."
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Peb yuav hu nkauj txog kindergarten,
Hais txog cov khoom ua si, hais txog cov hais mav,
Li cas peb nyob ntawm no ua ke,
Seev cev, hu zaj nkauj.
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Thaum sawv ntxov, cov niam coj peb,
Thiab peb yeej tawv ncauj.
Peb yuav loj hlob hauv chav hloov khaub ncaws,
Thiab ces peb mus ua si.
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Thaum them nyiaj peb yog thaum sawv ntxov
Peb taug kev nrog lub siab xav,
Thiab nws xaus -
Peb tawm nrog kev khuv xim.
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Peb cov kws qhia ntawv -
Hom, zoo nkauj,
Lawv nyiam txhua tus,
Tus me nyuam tsis zoo.
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Lawv pub lawv rau hauv kindergarten,
Raws li yog nyob rau hauv ib lub tsev noj mov,
Kuv paub tias cov zaub mov txawv,
Kuv mam li coj lawv mus rau kuv niam.
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Thiab peb lub taub hau
Tshaj tshaj plaws,
Thiab yog li ntawd nws
Txoj hauj lwm tseem ua hauj lwm zoo.
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Nyob rau hauv peb cov vaj teb guys
Cov tshaj tawm:
Leej twg thim, uas hu nkauj,
Leej twg yog tus ceev tshaj plaws ntawm tag nrho cov khiav ib ncig.
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Ua tsaug rau txhua yam rau koj paub,
Rau kev hlub, kev paub,
Zoo, ib lub vaj, huaj vam,
Cov menyuam yaus zoo heev!
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Chastushki txog cov neeg ua haujlwm kindergarten hauv lub prom
Thaum sau tsab ntawv rau lub sij hawm kawm tiav hauv kindergarten, raws li txoj cai, ib tug yeej tsis nco qab txog cov neeg ua haujlwm pedagogical ntawm kindergarten. Tom qab tag nrho, cov neeg no tau saib xyuas koj cov tub hluas los ntawm pawg zov me nyuam thiab mus txog tsev kawm ntawv. Qhov kev xaiv ntawm kev ua koob tsheej chastushkas txog cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm kindergarten hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv kawm tiav yog ib qho nyuaj tshaj plaws. Tom qab tag nrho, nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb heev uas yuav tau qhuas cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, thiab tsis txhob thuam tej yam tsis zoo ntawm lawv txoj haujlwm, txawm nyob rau hauv xws li jocular yam.
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Cia peb hu nkauj nrov chastushki,
Yuav kom muaj kev zoo siab,
Peb zoo siab hnub no
Peb cov xib fwb!
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Peb tus kws qhia ntawv zoo,
Peb hlub koj heev,
Cia li txais thiab koj hnub no
Pab kev zoo siab!
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Peb tus txiv neej yog ib qho zoo heev ntawm,
Nws hlub peb, thiab.
Thiab mob siab chastushku
Peb mam li muab nws haus tam sim no!
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Qhia ib zaj dab neeg rau peb,
Koj tau dhau los ua tus nyeem ntawv,
Nws tsis yog dab tsi uas koj tau nicknamed
Tus neeg qhia ntawv yau!
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Cov suab nkauj nrov ua si
Nyob rau hauv lub suab paj nruag cuab,
Qhov no yog dua ib lub tshuab raj
Nws plays lub piano!
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Ua ntej, re, mi, ua, ntses, la, si,
Nyob rau hauv lub suab paj nruag nrog tuaj,
C, la, ntsev, fa, mi, re, ua ntej,
Peb hu nkauj zoo nkauj!
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Ib yam dab tsi uas peb tshaib plab rau,
Muaj ib yawm av yos hav zoov,
Thaum lawv xav noj,
Lawv nco txog kev ua noj!
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Vitamins yog tseem ceeb rau txhua leej txhua tus -
Nov yog kws kho mob qhia peb
Thiab cov hais mav nyob rau hauv peb pab pawg
Kuv muab lawv tag nrho cov vitamins!
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Thiab lub taub hau ntawm lub vaj
Yog tsis muaj sij hawm yuav tsum tau bored,
Vim nws xav tau
Kindergarten los tswj!
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Tsis ntev tom qab loj hlob loj,
Xyoo sai sai ya los ntawm,
Peb yuav nco qab ntau zaus
Peb nyiam kawm kindergarten!
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Comic ditties ntawm tus prom hauv kindergarten
Tom qab cov me nyuam tau tham txog cov me nyuam kawm ntawv qib kindergarten lawv siv lawv lub sijhawm thiab cov neeg qhia ntawv tau coj lawv lub sijhawm mus rau lub sijhawm thaum mus rau chastushki thaum kawm tiav qib kindergarten thiab ua siab txias. Tom qab mloog ib daim rau yav dhau los, ib tus laus tuaj yeem tau quaj, tab sis ib tug neeg nco txog nws thaum yau thiab nws tus xib fwb, thiab qhov no ua rau nws nyuaj siab me ntsis. Nyob rau hauv hom ntawv nyeem ntawm no nws yog qhov ua tau rau kev tsis sib haum ntawm kev sib txuas lus ntawm cov me nyuam: ib tug neeg tiv thaiv nrog ib tug neeg, ib tug neeg coj tus neeg khoom qab zib los yog ib qho khoom ua si los ntawm ib tug neeg, thiab lwm yam. Thiab koj tuaj yeem nco ntsoov txog kev hlub thawj zaug. Txawm li cas los xij, txhua yam no yuav tsum ua kom zoo heev, yog li tsis txhob ua rau tus menyuam poob siab.
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Zoo nyob rau hauv lub vaj teb peb nyob,
Muaj kev lom zem nrog tus ntsuj plig.
Loj hlob, txawj ntse.
Peb tsis muaj menyuam.
Ladushki, pancakes,
Ntsia koj, Mummies!
Ntawm txoj kev poob mus rau cov ntxiab me me-tantamareski (ntawm cov me nyuam kawm ntawv cov menyuam kawm ntawv), cov tub hluas muab lawv lub taub hau rau ntawm lub ntsej muag rau lub ntsej muag thiab hu nkauj ntxiv.
Peb tuaj rau lub vaj teb zoo li no.
Peb nco qab tam sim no.
Peb khaus, ntxhov siab
Thiab ob txhais tes coj peb.
Ladushki, oladochki
Cov niam muaj kev nyuaj siab.
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Thiab thaum koj quaj heev,
Muaj ntub noses,
Thiab nws siv tshwm sim, raws li nws tshwm sim,
Thiab cov tights thiab panties.
Ladushki, oladochki
Koj puas nco qab txhua yam, Mammy?
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Peb tau ua phooj ywg
Zaum nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov on pots,
Ua ke, kev ua si, nrog rau kev sib cav sib ceg,
Thiab lawv tau nqaij ntsuab!
Ladushki, pancakes,
Undo lub mummies!
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1 - Peb poob rau kev hlub nrog Paul ua ke,
Kuv hnav khoom qab zib rau nws.
2 - Kuv muaj paj zoo nkauj
Nws tau pub rau kuv tag nrho cov hnub caiv.
Ladushki, pancakes ...
Koj tsis paub leej niam?
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Thiab nws seev cev nrog Vovka,
Ntxhi rau nws.
Thiab nws tsis saib peb txhua ...
Kuv xav tias vim li cas?
Ladushki, pancakes ...
Piav, Mammy!
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Peb tau pub los ntawm ib rab diav,
Cov kws kho mob, cov kws qhia.
Muaj ntau lub zog, tus ntsuj plig, kev noj qab haus huv
Peb txhua tus khib nyiab.
Ladushki, pancakes ...
Koj yog tus thib ob niam (lawv poob rau qhov poob vim yog cov ntxaij vab tshaus).
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Peb tom thiab quaj,
Peb noj porridge thiab compote.
Lawv loj hlob tuaj, ua loj loj,
Thiab tam sim no xws - hais tias nws!
Ladushki, pancakes ...
Koj zoo siab, Mammy!
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Lub tsev kawm ntawv tau kawm tiav rau hauv kindergarten
Zoo, tam sim no yog lub sij hawm yuav tsiv mus rau ib lub ntsiab lus tseem ceeb. Ua ntej ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, thiab tsis muaj teeb meem npaum li cas nws tawm mus rau qib kindergarten, nws tseem yuav tsum tau ua. Lub tsev kawm ntawv yog tus kawm tiav hauv kindergarten, raws li txoj cai, hu nkauj nyob rau theem kawg ntawm matinee. Thiab cov me nyuam tuaj yeem koom tsis tau cov niam txiv xwb, tab sis kuj yog cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm cov menyuam kawm qib kindergarten.
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Peb pib peb zaj dab neeg,
li cas tsis yooj yim yog thawj chav kawm,
Kuv mus kawm ntawv nrog lub pob paj,
Kuv coj kuv niam los ntawm tes,
ntawm lub pob khoom loj loj kuv tsis pom qhov rooj.
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Daim ntawv tshiab,
dawb lub tsho
ua tibzoo saib kuv,
dab tsi kuv thawj chav kawm.
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Kuv yuav sau tawm ntawm kuv ntawm kev tswjhwm
tag nrho cov hauj lwm ntawm Olechka,
thiab tam sim no hauv peb phau ntawv sau
ob leeg muaj dvoechki.
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Xyoo kawm pib,
clockwork zatikali,
tab sis lo lus nug ua rau kuv nyuaj siab:
"Zoo, ntev npaum li cas yog hnub so?"
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Vova tsis tsaug zog txhua hmo,
nws portfolio nws sau,
tab sis nws tsis tuaj yeem nqa nws,
nws tsis tuaj rau hauv zaj lus qhia.
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Tuav thiab tuav lub phij xab mus txog thaum tsaus ntuj,
mus nrhiav ib phau ntawv,
tab sis ib phau ntawv txhua zaus
nrog nws ua si nkaum thiab nrhiav.
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Niam sau ib qho kev sau ntawv,
tus qau qaib coj tus txiv,
yawg thiab poj niam ua ib tug noog,
rau Tatyana tus menyuam kawm ntawv.
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Yog li ntawd, lub tsev kawm ntawv qib qis hauv kev kawm qib pib yog qhov tseem ceeb thiab zoo siab. Kuv yeej xav kom nws tsis yog tias tsuas yog solemn, tab sis kuj nrog zoo, zoo nco. Rau qhov no, nyob rau hnub so no yuav tsum muaj ntau txoj kev tso dag, luag thiab lom zem. Pab koj hauv no zoo nkauj thiab funny quatrains li chastushki, thiab qhov kawm tiav yuav nyob hauv koj lub cim xeeb xwb qhov ci ntsa iab thiab zoo tshaj hnub caiv.